gesso

invisible plaster

at lays. director: are you sure that customers will like the taste of “watermelon and plaster”? pregnant advisor: absolutely.

broke

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

challenge accepted

who stole my bike??

a properly plastered girl does not need foreplay

How did Brezhnev die?

Mikhail Bulgakov notes of a dead man

-my father died. - Cool, can we dance?