garotas
-Why did you eat my Snickers, you stupid fool. not yours, don't touch!!!!!! She quickly gave me the money for it!!!! - Why are you hiding him behind mayonnaise like a rat? I ate it purely on principle
2023 08 30 17:07
100
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
-Damn, I was scared when the witch appeared in the mirror. - I screamed on the contrary. -Aren’t you afraid of what’s going on in Russia? and some bullshit scares you. nonentities
2023 08 30 08:45
53
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
all the women froze in anticipation of the brave one who would be the first to go out into the street without tights and lead the others
2016 05 24 16:07
72
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Where have you been for so long? - I powdered my nose. -and to be honest? -shit
2016 05 23 13:04
29
UKRAINE Kyiv City
arguing with a girl is like reading a license agreement, at the end you ignore everything and click "I agree"
2016 04 16 15:09
28
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
Have you ever wondered why the devil is cast out only from women? I'm not hinting at anything. Just.
2016 03 23 11:19
57
BELARUS Mogilev
think for yourself, decide for yourself to have or not to have
2016 03 21 22:04
36
UKRAINE Kyiv City
wanted equality? well now fuck off defuse that bomb
2016 03 13 09:08
37
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
how her friends look at you when they see you for the first time, but they’ve already heard about you
2016 03 09 00:48
41
RUSSIA Moscow
Memes about the beautiful half of humanity have become increasingly popular lately. And it's no wonder, because not only men, but sometimes girls themselves can't explain all the unpredictability of their own behavior. One popular meme depicts two tipsy girls. The caption on the picture reads: "A friend is a friend! You call her at one in the morning and say that things are bad, and she'll answer: sleep, don't make things up! And in fifteen minutes, she'll call back and say: open the door for me, just quietly, I have a bottle!".
Another meme on this topic shows a girl in maid costume. The accompanying caption reads "I love weekends - I want to iron, I want to wash. And if I freak out, I'll even wash the windows!".
You can also find a meme on the theme of "girls" - in the picture a girl looks disgusted at something in front of her. "And I liked this?!!" says the caption. Explanation: the slimmed-down girl saw her ex-boyfriend in a "good" state.
And finally, a languid beauty against the backdrop of a red car. The subtitle reads:
"-Miss, what are you doing on Saturday night?
-Call me on Sunday, I'll tell you!"
It must be said that there is something good for an interested guy in the outcome of such a conversation - apparently, the charming lady will still leave him her phone number.