gafas de sol

The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.

It's dark in the club! why sunglasses? there is music playing in the club) why headphones? There are girls in the club! why is he hugging him?

silicone wine glasses for the pool or camping. or just because drunk people drop things

-Today we will again look at button accordions from the Internet. - glasses nnnada? -ahahahahhaah fucking. -let's just applaud

-Hey, bespectacled guy, how to get to the library? -c:\windows\system\system.dll

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!

it feels like these glasses are hurting you

- I also really want to be commanded “Go to sleep. I’ll figure out what to do myself. No, you won’t figure it out, I told you to go to sleep.” -fuck off