frapper

asked a friend to kill a mosquito

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

He doesn’t know how to talk yet, but he can already hit a punch

I invited my friends to hit me with a joint at home, they have never come to my aid so quickly

by. by. hit.

Closeness to a person is determined by how much you can mock him without getting kicked. Cicero

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.

hit the fucker? | let's take a risk!