flics

our cops won't fit into this

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING FUCKING AWAY FROM THE COPS

- filthy mentyara! garbage scum! the naked cockerel would crow under the hut, but the cops don’t tie up their own! -Darling, I somehow imagined the role-playing game “a policeman caught a little thief” differently...

"100m cops." -Timur and his team continue to help people

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

I baked chocolate cookies in the shape of a phone, and now I mock the cops - every time they stop me for talking on the phone, and I eat this phone in front of them and move on

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

I'll put monitors instead of license plates so the cops can watch a movie when they're chasing you.