fish

-Will you sell the fish? -No, I'm just showing. -beautiful...

expensive perfume that lasts for a couple of hours. cooked fish that stinks for 3 days

who is next?

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

motherfucker, how can I eat it now?

very funny damn

what are you looking at? Do you have espumizan?

tell me how your headphones got tangled

are you okay?