fios

Accustomed to wires on the body from childhood

electrician's nightmare

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

To call the elevator, short-circuit 2 free wires. -this is Russia baby

There are 3 things that a person will never be able to do in his life: count the hairs on his head; wash your eyes with soap; breathe with your tongue hanging out. -Well, that’s all, you can, stick your tongue back, good job.

-hey, trolleybus. -what? - wires over the shoulder)