fios

When you're mafia

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

electrician's nightmare

-hey, trolleybus. -what? - wires over the shoulder)

every guy after a shower has the right to comb his hair back like he's an Italian mafioso

There are 3 things that a person will never be able to do in his life: count the hairs on his head; wash your eyes with soap; breathe with your tongue hanging out. -Well, that’s all, you can, stick your tongue back, good job.

the burry mafioso will lick you and your whole family

Accustomed to wires on the body from childhood

To call the elevator, short-circuit 2 free wires. -this is Russia baby