filles à la maison

home girls are amazing

I'm already leaving! got ready and didn't go anywhere

let my radio engineer grandfather use the computer: buy americium, uranium at home, radium price, nuclear reactor in the garage, buy a geiger counter, buy a radiation suit, madam with big breasts, naked girls...

don't make a woman angry

if you are sitting next to a girl on the street and she says that she is cold. tell her to go home or else she'll catch a cold

Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...

- Do you remember this morning I was running around the apartment shouting joyfully, hurray! I finally found the keys!!!? -Well, yes. -Didn’t you see where I put them after that?