"The egg of a sea snail fell into the wound on the boy's knee during a beach vacation, and hatched after 3 weeks." -Why is he so happy? -Oh my God, he just gave birth, let him enjoy the moment
“Even the most faithful and loving person will get tired of waiting if she constantly feels coldness and disrespect towards herself.” -Are you talking about that incident when Oleg went out to smoke and you started giving Anton a blowjob?
The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.