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love is getting sober once a month to take her to the movies

people, it's time to sober up! -one more minute. -I’m already sober.

if you don't know who it is, then you didn't have: 4 8 15 16 23 42

when you realize that in 4 minutes you have to wash, get dressed, sober up and run to work.

that same feeling when you realize you were on the wrong flight...

to get rich yes!

stay alive

Get rich! They are being hunted!

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.