fathers and sons

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

grandfather and father sneezed at the same time

-I'm pregnant and the father is you! -fucking panic! How can you prove, motherfucker, that it’s me?!

-Today I helped my father move a log and thought about you.. -What a coincidence! I just put pizza in the microwave for 2 minutes, and I also thought about you =)

when the father comes home drunk and starts beating his mother