father and daughter

The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!

Sometimes my daughter’s classmates come to visit me and say they want to play on the console. Like any father, I, of course, am a little nervous: you understand, they are 13, hormones can even break my console...

-Dad, where do children come from? -Dad will explain

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

-Dad, so how is it to have such a handsome and smart son? -I don’t know, son. ask grandpa.

grandfather and father sneezed at the same time

-I'm pregnant and the father is you! -fucking panic! How can you prove, motherfucker, that it’s me?!