family guy

did you hear that, meg? guys can marry guys. you see, if they can do this, then there’s nothing left for you to catch? That's it, Meg, pack your bags for Mars.

-give me 3 Big Macs. -Peter! she's giving birth! -and also a Happy Mill

I bought a bunch of gold coins so I could jump into them like Scrooge McDuck

"To hand or not to hand?" -dust

you still have a few hours to pump yourself up for summer

-This time, you won't leave! Son of a bitch! -Please! do not kill me! I am single! my life is awesome!

If we send our entire government to Maps, and put gamers in their place, it certainly won’t get any worse. They still don’t know how to steal so brazenly and on a large scale. Well, they played at civilization, they know how to run the country.

-Doctor, please. help him. you took an oath in honey. Institute. -I took a lot of things in honey. Institute.