exams

parents: -my daughter is a serious person. He will soon pass his exams and go to work. Me, meanwhile: - pew-pew! Pew Pew!

there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!

when taking several subjects: a discriminant, like a union and a pension, can be centripetal, unless the case is zero

when you realize that in two weeks the end of the year and exams

a real student prepares for an exam on the day of the exam itself on the way to university

I decided to highlight what I needed for the exam: expectation, reality

when you are ready for the new year, but you still need to pass exams

come to the university quickly, the teacher gives us "automatically"

last five minutes of the exam

I decided to highlight what I needed for the exam. expectation, reality