et tu as certainement

and you're afraid to look bad in the photo...

Are you sure you have air conditioning at home?

when you tried to kill a spider, but you lost sight of it and can’t find it

-you're in deep trouble! -This is the end for you! - and you catch up! -and I’ll catch up!

you wouldn't have thought of it

“Even the most faithful and loving person will get tired of waiting if she constantly feels coldness and disrespect towards herself.” -Are you talking about that incident when Oleg went out to smoke and you started giving Anton a blowjob?

and you didn’t even think of it

SEX, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO A USUAL WINTER DAY. WHEN YOU CAME HOME, YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HAT AND SCRATCHED YOUR FOREHEOD.

only weaklings throw away trash

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”