esto no es una broma

this is not a joke, we met on a minibus

The diameter of Soviet cigarettes is 7.62mm, and this is not a joke. any Soviet production, within 2 hours, could be rebuilt for the production of cartridges

what types of psychological violence do you know? - "Don't touch it! This is for the New Year!"

when you say “this is not a telephone conversation” somewhere an FSB agent is sad

Life didn't prepare me for this...

This is no longer a store - this is a fucking hypermarket

this is already too much

When I'm bored, I approach a stranger at a bus stop and say: “This isn't real. wake up. you’re in a coma,” and then I leave.

that's why it's not dependent

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...