este no fue el caso bajo stalin

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

under Stalin there was no such crap

This tree was installed in Paris before Christmas. Doesn't remind you of anything? -oooh, bath plug. at least my ex had one in her bathroom. and not alone.

“to drink in a limousine for 1500 rubles” - this country cannot be changed

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

-She's so awesome in this new dress. -it's not new. it was erased with affection. - I don't give a fuck. why the hell did you even bring this bottle here? fucked up.

that moment when you look at your old photos and realize what a freak you were

Today I got up at 6 am. (Warning: This trick was performed by a professional. Do not try this at home.)

that moment when the hairdresser cleanses you like an ancient artifact