esguichando

-Are you even listening to me? -yes, and what was I talking about just now? -about your woman's bullshit, as usual... -okay, this time you're lucky

me: trying to pretend that I’m listening to the other person. meanwhile in my head:

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

- I asked my husband to buy me a gold ring. Damn, I bought it! I'm sitting and listening!

my hobbies: 1. log into the same applications for hours; 2. don’t talk to anyone for weeks; 3. listen to the same tracks that I have been listening to for 20 years; 4. imagine yourself in various situations that will never happen.