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-Cute! Am I on the right or on the left? -you're in the background

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

this girl is so bad in bed that the guy decided to put her in the backyard

If you put it to a black child's ear, you can hear the track he will record in the future.

-Darling, you are a log. -I am Groot.

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.