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I'm my mother's engineer

how engineers eat hot soup

-how to do it? -cover the full glass with a piece of paper, quickly turn it over, and then carefully pull the paper out from under the glass)))). - pour water on the table, warm the air in the glass, for example with a match, then put the glass on the table. the water will draw in on its own. -freeze water in a glass, turn it over and put it on the table. part of the water will melt (as can be seen in the photo) and half of the water will remain in the glass. - you drill a hole in the table, pour water into the glass through it, then move the glass to the side.

-Human beings, attention. You will witness how your race will fulfill its destiny, invested in you by our bioengineers - humanity will self-destruct in a nuclear flame. The psychic surge from billions of burning human ego structures will be absorbed by the cognitive network of the ship and redirected into our consciousnesses. This way we will get a long lasting euphoric reaction. You will be placed on another planet suitable for growing humanity. -Whoa, whoa dude! Wait a minute! That is, you are like such cosmic rastafarians, and people are your ganjubas?! Have you just smoked our planet?! -Yeah, something like that, dude something like that.