el hijo de la abuela

I realized that I was a lucky son of a bitch when I left my camera on the bumper and then drove around the city for 2 and a half hours and found it there!

grandma advised

the father asks his son: - why are you reading a book about raising children? the son replies: - I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far...

what diet? quickly sat down at the table

My wife and I perfectly calculated the timing of conception so that our child would be a Scorpio. but for some reason it turned out to be a subzero.

that awkward feeling when grandchildren look like grandma

- Grandma, come. -I can’t, I’m already old. -but my parents left me alone without food.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.