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"In Germany, an Eritrean migrant almost ate a Somali refugee." -It's begun, Karl!

-I want to travel. -what's stopping you?

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

normal people: psychologist, psychotherapist. me, who has no money: I say the word “fuck” every day, but it helps me

- reminded me of an old joke about a boy who, having become a father at 16, eats sausages along with cellophane. -tell me. - a boy who became a father at the age of 16 now eats sausages with cellophane.

when in one month you run out of shampoo, powder, wash, powder, cream, perfume... also friends invite you to a wedding

women are invincible... today I heard a little girl about 6-7 years old screaming at a boy in an offended voice, almost crying: “Give it back, this is not your candy, I already ate yours!”

me at 12: when I turn over 20, I will already have a car and my own house. I'm 25

business coach explains how he made a million: 1. got up at 6 am every day 2. ran for 30 minutes 3. contrast shower 4. 20 minutes of meditation 5. wrote down goals in a notebook 6. his father has an oil company 7. ate right

my parents at 25: - let's buy a house - come on, it's a great investment. Me at 25: if I sleep until noon, I won't have to pay for breakfast