earth

- Earth, do you want to see something awesome? - of course. - this is my new dance. -cool! -amazing! more! more!

evacuation plan

the earth rotates at a speed of 1600 km. you feel it only after 7-8 drinks

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos

The earth will exist for 8 minutes if the sun goes out

travel correctly

- fact: if the earth were 10 feet closer to the sun we would burn, and if it were further we would freeze. -If anyone is interested, this is bullshit. The distance from planet earth to the star sun, depending on the time of year, can range from approximately 147 to 152 million km. -Listen, were you asked to comment on my posts? Never comment on my statuses again. I didn't ask you...

BECAUSE OF THESE FAGOTES EVEN THE EARTH FROM SPACE IS BLUE

I created the earth for people, well, except for Antarctica, it is for penguins, I love penguins

“Yura, buy some bread” and take out the trash