The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!
-Can I ask you a little frank question?) -Go ahead. -What orientation are you? -Can I give you a little frank answer then? -ok, fair enough) -you have fucking tits, and I wouldn’t want to screw you over. -OU