direktor

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “this device can work faster.”

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

at lays. director: are you sure that customers will like the taste of “watermelon and plaster”? pregnant advisor: absolutely.

director of the black sea

the director of rentv was detained by the police

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

-what is your name? -Basil. -Do you have children? -yes, son Vasily and daughter Vasilisa! -Are there any animal houses? - Vaska the cat! - unfortunately, we cannot hire you for the position of creative director