directeur des ventes

director of the black sea

but I wanted to be a sales manager

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

-what is your name? -Basil. -Do you have children? -yes, son Vasily and daughter Vasilisa! -Are there any animal houses? - Vaska the cat! - unfortunately, we cannot hire you for the position of creative director

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “this device can work faster.”

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.