directeur

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

director of the black sea

director, teacher, me

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “this device can work faster.”

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

but I wanted to be a sales manager

the director of rentv was detained by the police

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.