die mutter eines freundes

-my friend's mother. how much will you give? -1800 + another three hundred for a blowjob

fear is when, as a child, you left the yard without asking, and when you came back they told you that your mother was looking for you

he is not Dimon to me, he is not Dimon to me, he is not Dimon to me....

- this is a lie detector. - I will ask simple questions, and you answer honestly.. - Do you understand? -Yes..

little Lisa, deaf in one ear, was affectionately called “mono Lisa” by her mother.

I agree to be your informer! and what will you tell us? homer simpson snitch

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

Then Harry Potter and all his wizard friends... ...went straight to hell for witchcraft!