two girls are sitting on the roof... one is good, the other is evil and throwing stones at passers-by, the evil one hit 3 times, and the good one 5... because good always defeats evil!
-Tell us why we should hire you. -Because I'm the best! I am number one! I'm a shark! I'm walking over corpses! I'll crush any bitch. who gets in my way! -I also know how to work in a team.