des excuses

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

Conclusion and recommendations: a red stripe found on the head of the penis and mistakenly taken for an oncological disease date - November 17, in fact turned out to be a mark from lipstick. The team of the 234th Mountain Hospital apologizes for the amputation.

I apologize to the daughters whose mothers I aroused!

Dude, put on your glasses!!! What to wear???

“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

-Tell us why we should hire you. -Because I'm the best! I am number one! I'm a shark! I'm walking over corpses! I'll crush any bitch. who gets in my way! -I also know how to work in a team.

- hello, beauty) let's see each other, let's walk around Moscow, at any time of the day or night, just tell me where and when? -hi) let's do it on August 2nd in Gorky Park, at 15.00, ok? -Damn, excuse me, I have important things to do, I have my own business there, maybe on any other day? -No

What the... is this... YES! SO I CAN... Mosquitoes