derecho

I believe in the superiority of the lower right burner

a child born on board an aircraft during a flight receives a lifetime right to fly free of charge around the world. This thought haunts me

always remember: you only have one life, you have the right to do whatever you want with it, so sit at home and watch TV series, because there will be no second chance.

NATURAL CAME TO THE USA

“Rules of conduct at dance evenings: workers must come to dance evenings in light clothing and shoes. Dancing in working sportswear is prohibited. dancing in a distorted form is prohibited. the dancer must perform the dance correctly, clearly and equally well with both the right and left foot. a woman has the right to politely express displeasure about a man’s failure to comply with the required three centimeters and demand an explanation in a polite manner at a distance. smoking and laughing should be in specially designated areas.”

every guy after a shower has the right to comb his hair back like he's an Italian mafioso