depois de beber

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

guys, what happened yesterday

You may have had some great parties, but have you ever partied so hard that you fell asleep with the refrigerator door on?

dentistry - the smile of omnipotence

..he is so cool. Let's call the first one Sasha. he snores so cutely. I need to call my mom. I want a wedding by the ocean!

If after 23:00 in a supermarket I damage a can of beer, will they force me to buy it?

-why don’t you want to marry me? - we had a walk and had a good time. I'll marry a virgin!