demi vie

guys, too much sun is bad for me, wake me up in half an hour

-one hour on this planet is equal to 7 years on earth. - great, here we will wait for half-life 3

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

“Putin, speed up the development of half-life 3” - this is what I understand as the right rally

Sometimes my daughter’s classmates come to visit me and say they want to play on the console. Like any father, I, of course, am a little nervous: you understand, they are 13, hormones can even break my console...

everything you need to save the world

and the sponsor of my personal life is stupid chicks. stupid chicks - ahahaha, what do you mean?

morgan freeman waiting for half-life 3

now my boyfriend will give you pussy