if you are a girl and don’t know what to give a guy on February 23, then any guy will be happy if a girl gives him a radio-controlled helicopter. do you hear? not socks, not a razor, not a herring. WINDBLOCK
"The egg of a sea snail fell into the wound on the boy's knee during a beach vacation, and hatched after 3 weeks." -Why is he so happy? -Oh my God, he just gave birth, let him enjoy the moment