"Oral sex courses have been opened in Moscow for girls who want to improve their ability to perform oral sex." -apparently the courses are timed to coincide with the release of the iPhone 5s
-do you take singing lessons?? -yes, I'll take it -who is your teacher? - Well, there was one woman from Monatna.. - Do you have a lawyer? - no, I don’t have a lawyer - hire yourself a lawyer and sue this woman