cortana

-cortana, show me the movie schedule for today. -Who is Cortana? -oops, I meant siri. -who is cortana? -Please show the movie schedule for today. -maybe you should ask cortana about the movie schedule?

damn, they cut their hair like a sucker!

When they brought a bunny to Doctor Aibolit, whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on him. attention to the question: where did he get them?

- Honey, what's for dinner? -cat meat in creamy coyce!!!! -I don’t understand... -Hans pissed on the curtains and under the sofa! -Get ready, I'll be there soon!

a and b sat on the pipe. a killed, b killed, and killed. The pipe was dismantled and thrown into a landfill. the narrator was found in the car with his throat cut. Only you remained alive, the only witness to this terrible story. just for how long...