corporación de monstruos

Monsters corporation

brazzers

-Good evening, Denis. want to earn money? I can get a job in Gazprom, Rosneft, the State Duma. or cooperation with my small company. want to earn money? -What did I just read? -I don’t know, I’m stoned, sorry

How can you even watch this crap when there are such masterpieces?!

all these “capchucks”, “nagens”, “expressos” pale in comparison with what one woman said today: “this cake tastes too printer-like.”

the vagina is like the weather, if it gets wet you need to go inside

from a man’s point of view: screw, bolt, wood screw, self-tapping screw, nut. from a woman's point of view: cog, cog, cog, cog, cog.