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let's not talk... you're already drunk, bitches

If you take a Tesla, then it’s a diesel one and a manual one!

Haven't you been chattering for an hour?

sit down, man, I have a serious conversation with you, explain why you are stealing crap from my tray?

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.

if there are no emoticons it means the conversation is serious