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when the minibus driver started driving, even before you had time to sit down

operated by a group of young girls. operate as follows: you leave the supermarket, go to the car, load up and want to leave. At this moment, two pretty pussies run up to the car and tearfully ask for a ride to the metro, their money was stolen, and their mother will meet them there. you agree. one sits in the front seat, the other back. and suddenly the one in front bends over and starts giving you a blowjob, and the second one, while you are thrilled, eats your food, bitch.

when the traffic police slowed down and I remembered that my license was at home

beer definitely contains female hormones; if you drink too much, you can’t drive a car or shut up

I watched “The Wolf of Wall Street” and decided to change my life. expectation: became a millionaire, drive sports cars and have your own house, reality: started jerking off 2 times a day

Bulgarian music

no monitors in the car. The car is for driving, not for viewing.