comprar en el sofá

let my radio engineer grandfather use the computer: buy americium, uranium at home, radium price, nuclear reactor in the garage, buy a geiger counter, buy a radiation suit, madam with big breasts, naked girls...

"breathing exercise" - holy eggs! -not bad. -just in time!

-where are you going? -buy eggs. - to the store? -on the sea.

"eblan" brand department...

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

“TELL YOUR GEOGRAPHY TEACHER,” THE FATHER ADDRESSES TO THE SON, “THAT I SEE NO POINT IN BUYING YOU A NEW ATLAS UNTIL THE SITUATION IN THE WORLD HAS CLEARED.”