colchón de agua

God! bring some sense to my mistress!!!!

What does the pigtail cheese see in the refrigerator at 3 a.m.

fuck. Where I am? where is the kitchen

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Hello mom, I got shit on again..

I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either

-Shoot, piglet! Why the fuck does it shoot a cork? Why did you bring a toy gun, pig? -fuck. If this gun is a toy, what kind of gun did I give to Cobain???