citations de film

quotes from great designers: you will play with fonts on your gravestone!

Why are you so serious?

"aaax" - Maria Sharapova | Quotes of great men

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

Do you also have such an idiot among your friends who posts pissed-off photos of herself and adds no less pissed-off quotes to them that are completely off topic?

-What is the date today? -March 28. -Martha?! how do you know this name?!

When people get too social with me, I call them by the wrong name to make it clear that I don't really care about them.

Military registration and enlistment offices would save themselves a lot of problems if they sent summons to the army under the guise of letters from Hogwarts