citas de chico

left stressed, right unstressed

-if a guy needs a girl, he will always find time for her. -Boss, I'm sorry, but I have a date today. so leave. - Of course, go, Seryozha, then I’ll work for you today

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

Stop quoting me, girls! I was a whore, not a philosopher

Why are you so serious?

quotes from great designers: you will play with fonts on your gravestone!

smile and plow

"aaax" - Maria Sharapova | Quotes of great men

if you don't know where this comes from, then you didn't have a merry christmas or happy new year, you filthy animal