chistes sobre gente dormida

if I were him, I wouldn't wake up

-Doctor, why, instead of curing me, are you joking about my insomnia? -it's fun. -And how many other jokes do you have? -You never dreamed of it.

If sports were truly beneficial, there would be several Jews on each horizontal bar.

- reminded me of an old joke about a boy who, having become a father at 16, eats sausages along with cellophane. -tell me. - a boy who became a father at the age of 16 now eats sausages with cellophane.

-young man, why are you laughing endlessly? -I wouldn't laugh endlessly...

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.

-Dad, meet me, this is Alexander! - Come have lunch with us! - Dad, Alexander is full! -Alexander, don’t piss, come in!..

about the joke

Plumber Petrov received two years in prison for shouting on the street: everything is rotten, the whole system needs to be changed!