ce n'était pas le cas sous staline

imagine how cool it would be if after sunset it was not the moon that appeared in the sky, but your passport photo

under Stalin there was no such crap

“fgaou dpo ipk-tek” today the Danes asked me what was written on the building where we go to have lunch every day. my vocabulary was not enough...

this is not a joke, we met on a minibus

When I returned home from work, I saw the cement that had not yet hardened in our basement, which was being renovated. and I did what any normal person in my place would do - imprint my face.

that feeling when you think that the textures haven't loaded

I wasn't paranoid until everyone agreed.

that feeling when you bought new fucking sneakers

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

that feeling when no one in the family cheats, drinks, rapes, beats or uses spice