casado

-Do you agree to take this man as your lawful husband? - yes, I agree, but as a friend.

"Guys! fuck off! I'm married!" -What a pity

those who went without a hat for a long time already jumped out to get married. and you... look at yourself. She was a bit cold, you see. now sit in your hat.

- that means I will clean up. cook and what are you going to do? -I will drink beer and eat meat. - what about useful things? -and from useful vegetables.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

marriage causes borscht

current status: single, married, everything is complicated, has a girlfriend, has Dota.