cartão sim

SIM card cutting - cheaper than in the synagogue

Question.. I bought a phone, but the SIM card input is small?? Is this a marriage? or am I missing something? - yeah... marriage) - Alena, well, not really, to expand the SIM card slot, you need to put it in the microwave for a minute) - fucking fagot, bitch fagot

For reasons of political correctness, the United States decided to replace the word “woman” with the word “vagina-American.”

I woke up early in the morning and thought: I’ll get up, I’ll move mountains... I turned on the other side - why invade nature, let them stand!

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

doctor to patient: - I have 2 news for you: good and bad - which one to start with? with a good one. - we will name this virus after you...

-Doctor, I'm a designer. I see fonts everywhere. what should I do? -calm down! eat some more of these soft rolls and drink some tea.