cartão postal

a Russian Railways ticket purchased through the internet explorer browser, via Megafonov's Internet, with a Sberbank card with Russian postal delivery, opens the gates to hell. -but slowly

For reasons of political correctness, the United States decided to replace the word “woman” with the word “vagina-American.”

I woke up early in the morning and thought: I’ll get up, I’ll move mountains... I turned on the other side - why invade nature, let them stand!

doctor to patient: - I have 2 news for you: good and bad - which one to start with? with a good one. - we will name this virus after you...

-Doctor, I'm a designer. I see fonts everywhere. what should I do? -calm down! eat some more of these soft rolls and drink some tea.

SIM card cutting - cheaper than in the synagogue

whoever doesn’t smoke or drink is most likely a pussy!