carne de porco

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

the bird is about to come out

-I took 2 grams for $40, never mind. -2 grams of what? Anatoly, answer me! -gram - grammar dictionary! -God. I thought you were writing about drugs :) do you have enough money or should you put it on your card? - a little bit won’t hurt)

elf meat in its own juice

if you ever think about how unlucky you are in life, imagine a tree that grew for 20 years only to later become a notebook with Bieber

any horse meat

I gave my girlfriend a notebook. now for some reason she won't talk to me

All the meat in the house was eaten by a fag

I've seen a lot of things in this world, but a circled notebook...