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-You need to make some chicken broth. -drink Fervex. bitch!!!

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2014 10 21 01:05

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RUSSIA Moscow

be calm and firm like an expired gingerbread

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2015 06 30 13:39

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

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2024 06 14 10:54

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UNITED STATES Los Angeles

this is why you can't use a photo of a bald man on the title page of a newspaper

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2016 04 24 12:08

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

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2024 06 15 09:53

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UNITED STATES Aspen

Are you going bald? get a hair tattoo

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2014 10 10 01:04

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GEORGIA Tbilisi

When you dropped a lollipop on the carpet

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UNITED STATES Sand Point

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

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2014 06 02 14:24

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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

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2014 08 16 12:54

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